It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
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Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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