Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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