All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
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im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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