Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
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just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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