It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
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After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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