did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
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I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
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Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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