ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
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We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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