I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
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He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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