Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
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Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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