Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
You dont lie about slip and slides
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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