i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
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Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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