Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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