watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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