Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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