I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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