take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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