My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
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Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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