Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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