well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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