Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
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i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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