why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
His hands were made for my vagina.
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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