Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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You know, be my cock's hype man.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
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