So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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