i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
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You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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