I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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