Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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You did not just play the dead husband card again.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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