69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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