You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
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Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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