were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
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oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
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I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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