Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
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you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
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hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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