I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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