Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I wish i was in the wii world.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
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ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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