the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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