i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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