so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
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im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
we should paint friendship bongs
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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