shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
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He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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