guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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