please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
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He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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