turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
You were trust falling into bushes
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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