haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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