hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
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Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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