Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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