ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
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Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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