Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
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Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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