Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
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This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
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words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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