I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Come see our sink grown plant.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
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I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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I need to wash the frat house off of me
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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