I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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