brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
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Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
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