exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
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well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
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Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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