i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
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cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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